I checked for you…people generally like what you have to say
I checked for you…people generally like what you have to say
I’m sorta like the pigeon but more just a vague understanding of the last critical thing that was asked of me.
They will inevitably ask you the age-old question of why…at that point you will go into the abyss of which there is no escape
BBQ certs…never knew that was an option and now have something to truly live for!
Why are all the side sleepers all curled up?
My aunt actually had this happen went brain dead from the loss of blood when a huge ulcer popped. She was in the hospital for a lung biopsy when it happened it was pretty terrible and it was later concluded ibuprofen was the most likely cause.
Personal projects = it’ll work until it doesn’t
Professional projects = I’m hiding in the MDF hoping no one finds me
Surviving and getting pissed off are totally different things that can happen at the same time…
Everything goes great until the checkout…it’s always the checkout that gets me
Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second…turns out I’m just lazy!!!
Am American and find this hilarious…well the implications aren’t funny, but the meme is great!
I mean, the dude studied zoology at Balliol College, Oxford, so he is an expert on the matter…
If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life
Netanyahu to Hamas - you complete me ❤️
That’s the face I make when I take a trump…
Don’t call me a rounding error!!!
Get fucked friend