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That’s how, to this day, I have anxiety performing CPR, even for certification (which is done on a dummy) and pull out the industrial grade draino whenever a drain is even suspected of being clogged.

Watching The Thing and The Blob before you’re 10, not the best for your mental health.

Pretty much this.

I’ve become so jaded with people in general I can’t be arsed bothering with what anyone but my wife and mother think of me, do to me or say to me.

(my dog and cat too tbh)

Same objectives, speedrunning warcrimes and every form of genocide.

Pretty much every iteration of Tarzan I’ve ever seen has him carrying a knife.

EDIT: Oh, I’ve come to the realization most people’s one and only contact with Tarzan seems to be another in a long line of Disney bastardizations.

Tip, read the original stories of every story Disney ever “adopted”, most of them are nowhere near as cutesy as DIsney makes them out to be and fairy tales in their original form were usually absolute horror stories.

They were meant to warn kids of dangers, not to give them Disney princes feelings.