First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

If you can point with your cock out, you can point with a rocket.

Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

Shh just go with it, we deserve this.

Do you have the setting to hide bot accounts turned on? When I had that on I noticed a lot of missing comments.

Final line:

Now remember, these are just guidelines, you don’t have to take them too seriously, have some fun with them, that’s why I made you.

As a toothless and broke person this got me good. Been a while since I’ve been this personally attacked.

I liked that song, it was one of my favourite songs of theirs to sing… Now every damn time that chorus comes on, this is how I’m gonna see the lyrics in my head… Cheers mate.