MY personal favorite:
“Oh! Fuck me, Christ!”
MY personal favorite:
“Oh! Fuck me, Christ!”
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Is anyone keeping score on how many hostages the IDF has killed vs Hamas…?
You are a true connoisseur.
I read this in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
🎵 Duff beer food for me
Duff beer food for you
I’ll eat some Duff!
You eat some too! 🎶
I think George said it best.
I’ve heard it a few times recently, then saw something posted in i think the autism instance? Dunno, not sure which it was, but this popped into my head and thought it illustrated it neatly.
Ding ding ding! That’s how i see it too.
And that’s why i hope to clarify.
Exactly!
Do NOT throw off the orb’s groove! Beware the groove!
Victor’s Clandestine Closet
🎵My little buttercup…!🎵
When a big toe isn’t enough for Master Betty.
Just finished The The Body Problem trilogy by Cixin Liu and I’m restarting The Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
“If you’re driving down the ocean on a jetski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?!?”
I did this once… with my boss.
I was trying to respond to the gf and my fat fingers hit the wrong name in my texts. Didn’t notice until afterwards, and by then it was too late. I was never more glad to have someone pretend a thing had never happened.
Suffocation? No.
Breeding.
“I swallowed the knife…”