So they wouldn’t look up.

Hi Ted! Didn’t know they let you have the net in there!

“claiming capabilities” is a weird way to talk about something someone did.

Is… Tharg unusual? Like, the rest are exaggerated for humor, but I’ve met more than one Tharg. Hell, at one point if I switched majors I’d be Tharg.

Are you to imply you doubt the word of a gentleman?

Maybe it’s feathers, maybe it’s Maybelline.

Seen it, too!

There’s a fun short video of the BBC’s coverage of the royal funeral that someone dubbed over with the audio of the BBC’s coverage of the Kim funeral.

That’s actually a very interesting map! I didn’t know the gulf is just large enough to not be entirely divvied up!

Or, like, at least a caffeine gland or something.

…A child?

Source?

As if it takes Russia to get the US bogged down in the middle east…

No, it’s from a news graphic giving a detailed, annotated breakdown of the “compound” he was hiding in, the compound being an actual, literal hole in the ground, but presented as if explaining some piece of high-tech military hardware, with Saddam himself presented as if he were a component.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call “foreshadowing”.

If youre lazy/busy enough, doing basic checks on the input is enough boilerplate to package out.

IIRC “Calendar” was one of the proposed solutions, but the bone actually had a lot more than 28 holes. It’s one of the reasons it’s purpose is considered unknown.

I always find this particular strain of antiintellectualism deeply ironic, because it claims to oppose women being forgotten, but the premise assumes the “scientists” are all male.

lapse in quality control

Right, that’s what that was.

Are they? Or are they just switching to LNG?

He blanks them out in real life too.