“In a social media post, Donald Trump labeled those who do not use the term “superintelligence” instead of “artificial intelligence” as “enemies.” An executive order dated September 30 mandates the use of the new term in federal agencies.”
This is so hilarious.
Proud to be an enemy of the United States. It’s a place of honor. 🫡
With the ruling class it’s always somebody else that is the enemy, never themselves.
Nothing from Amerika is super intelligent lmfao
“We have the most superintelligent intelligence, believe me. I told it to make me a sandwich and it listed all of the ingredients for a Big Mac perfectly, it even included a special one I’ve never heard of called arsenic. People tell me, oh it’s not intelligent, I say have you seen it, it’s very intelligent. The most intelligent you’ll find anywhere in the world, made right here in America. I’m going to have this intelligence, which they say they’ve given a body, an incredible body, best body you’ve ever seen, make me a Big Mac right now, using the recipe, an intelligence that you will not find anywhere, ever, other than here.”
later
dies from eating it, goes to hell
Hitler: “So you finally joined us, hm?”
Trump: “It’s very hot down here, the hottest I’ve ever seen. Nowhere else has ever been hotter than here.”
Churchhill: “Yes, that’s bloody obvious, isn’t it. How’d you die?”
Trump: “I had our amazing American superintelligence make me a Big Mac and then I ate it, but the combination of our intelligences together was too much. Too much, folks. So I died.”
George Washington: “This is what the legacy of the United States amounted to? After all the natives I killed! After all the people I had enslaved! A president dying to a botched Big Mac! This truly is hell…”
Satan: “That’s what you think hell is? Being slightly humiliated? You orchestrated genocide. God damn you all over again, this is going to take longer than I thought. Put George here back in the Native Perspective Simulator.”
A short masterpiece
