Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords

you let the us coup your south american country and let them install whatever puppet they want.

To get appointed as leader by someone that got appointed to appoint leaders (am I right, Ursula?)

I would argue father-to-son leader distribution done by Louis the Pious in the 9th century AD,
resulting into the kingdom split into three seperate nations.
So instead of agnatic primogeniture, which means “the oldest son becomes the new king when the king dies”,
you get “All my sons become kings when the I die and they get to split up the empire as if it’s a farm.”

Second worst is to appoint a leader after an election that wasn’t even on the ballot
and would be the last person I would have chosen. I’m looking at you, EU and Ursula von der Leyen.

When the fish are jumpin’ and you haven’t sorted out your tackle box since last October.

Online poll.

If some moistened bitch lobs a scimitar at you.