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cunilingus condom.
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analingous armour
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tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.
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bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.
dental dam?
Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin’ a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard
Lisa needs braces
This town is a part of us all
Wouldn’t the juices still go in your mouth? Isn’t the juice the part you want to block
Cunnilingus ? But then you miss out on the taste 😔
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This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.
If its spreadable its edible
Trump administration starter kit.
They couldn’t wear masks in a pandemic. They’d sooner swallow it to build microplastic immunity than use it properly.
Shit I didn’t know these existed
People don’t like the taste of blue waffles?
Tongue punching your mom’s fart box
