Dylan, useful idiot with commit access, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu & Arch, got 2 Microslop employees to merge it, called it 'hilariously pointless' in the PR itself, then watched Lennart personally block the revert. Unpaid compliance simp.
Should be accessible via userdbctl https://manpages.debian.org/unstable/systemd-userdbd/userdbctl.1.en.html