An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!
It was the style at the time
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
In case you run into a friend during a trying time
Technology has gone too far
Ehhhhh…not far enough
This would be OP in Monster Hunter
Makes me want to throw it at cars
okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we’re gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y’know
Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.
I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay
Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets
