Because it’s what the Anglo-American people wanted,
and what the Anglo-American people wanted was…

• Someone that would make hell on earth really hot again.
  People had seen the “The day after tomorrow” movie and thought it was too boring and urealistic,
  so they ditched the ‘cold as ice’ presidential candidate and chose
  one instead that’s so hot that everyone in his vicinity will burn.
• Someone with surname attached to a brand name so tacky
  that even Kentucky Fried Chicken’s Colonel Sanders would have to call in quits.
• Someone that hates communism and Latin-Americans so much,
  that their policy will be more clairvoyant than liberation.
  Forget about the people, just steal their oil, take it
  and claim it as your own to the world before you even start the war.
• Someone that hates immigrants so much, that he won’t stop with just icing bad apples.
• Someone who will hire someone with worms for brains for the department of health.
• Someone who will backstab their own best allies on a whim to show their supremacy,
  not just Middle Eastern nations.
• Someone who would for sure do something about Joe Biden’s demented image, by going even more demented with even more demented policies.
• Someone who when he calls women fat or make fun of other people’s disabilities, who’s fatter and moves more spastically than all of them as Anglo-Americans love a hypocrite who gets away with it.
• A real unfunny clown, not just a corporate mascot.