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minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOk, Mr. Hitler, I’ll give you this truckload of bombs, but you have to pinky promise that you won’t drop them on Britain. Dangit, he dropped them on Britain, didn’t he? Oh well, not my fault. Guess I’ll go get him another truckload of bombs, he’ll be needing them now. -The average day of a Lockheed Martin employee
minus-squareDarkness343@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoOh well, it’s just Britain. Nothing of value will be lost
Ok, Mr. Hitler, I’ll give you this truckload of bombs, but you have to pinky promise that you won’t drop them on Britain.
Dangit, he dropped them on Britain, didn’t he? Oh well, not my fault. Guess I’ll go get him another truckload of bombs, he’ll be needing them now.
-The average day of a Lockheed Martin employee
Oh well, it’s just Britain. Nothing of value will be lost