That’s what you get for being born in the USA

Life is considered a pre existing condition.

Just grit your teeth and bear it, baby. If you were an adult, you’d wish you’d just gotten spanked instead of having your life ruined.

Oh shit, you don’t have any teeth. Sorry, baby.

At least in the US, the mother’s health insurance policy (assuming she has one) will automatically extend to cover children born while the mother is under coverage.

Only in America…