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Carcinisation strikes again.
Reject humanity. Return to crab
Move forward to crab
Nonono, sideways
C R A B
C R A B
Why not Zoidburg?
Graw? 🦞
Overall sand repellent crotch.
Nose flaps.
Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.
Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.
Also crab legs so you can scuttle.