• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    almost 1 download for every human on earth

    “BUT IT’S NOT POPULAR! ALL THE DOWNLOADS ARE FROM JANUARY 1ST 2005 AND NOBODY EVER DOWNLOADED IT EVER AGAIN! IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY BY BIG TRAFFIC CONE! I DON’T WANT FACTS LALALALALA” --this guy

    Big Traffic Cone is coming for you. It cautions us all. That’s why it’s orange with reflective stripes. You should have heeded it’s warning. Be afraid, very afraid.

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      6 months ago

      LOL what are you even talking about? You ever heard the phrase “lies, damned lies, and statistics”? If not, you should look it up.

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      6 months ago

      Big Traffic Cone is coming for you

      damn me if this is not the best Brand New Sentence I have seen in a long time. congrats!