(Dragon does dragon stuff)
Sir Pinappleus the Hawaiian: You absolute fool.The pineapple will be just fine the flesh touching the steam on the other side spread all over your body by the pineapple keeping it pressed against your skin on the other hand is going to have a nice chard bbq taste.
If the steam doesn’t get you, the enzymes breaking down your proteins would surely give you horrible skin irritation.
Why was the pineapple discarded? They could have eaten it 😭
I know, right? I’ll even eat the stickers, nothing goes to waste!
Does it work when the skin is properly dried though? Armor would dry out over time.
Ya, it’s all a big lie brought to you by billionaire dragons. They’re just trying to get you to wrap yourself in a tasty garnish so that they get a nice citrus flavor once they are done roasting you.
Iron? I suspect otherwise… My dear RHNB, I miss your red hot nickel ball.
