Don’t worry, atmospheric oxygen is too low to make gigantic spiders possible.
Oh great, so the giant spiders will have oxygen tanks?
Only if we give them supplemental oxygen as they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education.
yes yes yes but how do we make them smarter, and faster?
You’ll need Kern’s nanovirus for that; the virus will facilitate the genetic transfer of knowledge and “Understanding” from one generation to the next.
Counterargument: the big ones are much easier to notice and squash. It’s the tiny fucker that just slipped under the collar of your shirt without alerting you that you need to worry about.
I’m sure that itch you just felt was all in your head.
~Don’t kill spider friends please~
I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though
looking at Huntsman Spiders 🕷️
You don’t know what you’re talking about mate
Aw hell yeah. I love me some spoders