Hey Jude, don’t be afraid

You were made to go out and escape her

The minute she ingested you in her skin

Then you begin

To walk out her buttttthoooolllle……

I can see it, to see the light through the last sphincter, after what seemed to be an infinite, putrid, darkness, singing uncontrollably “Naaaaaanananananananaaaaaaaaa, nanananaaaaaaaaa, hey Judeeeeeee”.

TIL “Hey Jude” is not about Jude Law