Why don’t you please tell us how you really feel?
The burn is so hot, it’s gonna cost several thousand in ER fees.I’ve never sent a dick pic and I don’t know if my anxiety/insecurity would allow me to send one even if it was requested.
I can’t fathom just sending one to a stranger without being asked for it.
I’ve gotten some on Discord. Men don’t send unsolicited dick pics to show off, they show them to harass. I only get them from people I’m not paying attention to. Like if someone messages me and I stop messaging back that’s typically when I get them. You can’t fathom doing it because you’re (hopefully lol) not someone who would sexually harass people. They don’t feel shame for doing it. To them, getting any sort of reaction to it is the goal. Telling them “you’re disgusting” would be giving them attention and something they want.
PSA: When you get unsolicited dick pics, block and report. Don’t respond. Don’t reward their behavior. If you’d like to go on some crusade to tell their mother (I’ve seen some people do that lol) that’s another topic, but never reply to them directly by saying anything.
It sounds like my experience is a little different from this woman’s though, I typically get them after I stop answering. I haven’t ever gotten one in the first message. But the “uh, hello??” part tracks with what I’ve seen. It’s attention seeking behavior.
Me neither I did it once after she pretty much threatened to strangle me if I didn’t. 🤣 And yes we still have contact to this day.
But I will never send one unsolicited, it’s so fucking weird, it’s the same as the flashers in the park, what 30 years ago, dumb fucks with no common sense or decency.
And it is so useless, I mean the woman that would like it I wouldn’t like, and the woman I would like will hate it. So there is nothing to gain unless you have a really low bar.
I can’t understand the reasoning behind it. Do they think women like that? What’s the success rate? Are women just scrolling when all of a sudden they see a dick pic and are like “wtf I’m so horny now”.
Or they just think if they see tits it makes them horny so women MUST be the same way? If so I feel like it’s been well established that isn’t the case…
It’s probably a mix of throwing shit at the fan, power dynamics, the thrill of the taboo and probably a little bit of a humiliation fetish. It’s never about the receiver. It’s an aggressive act.
A picture is worth a thousand words
“Hi I am…I am looking for sex”
If you are using a dating website and actually trying. You’d look at a profile, read their bio, and then send a message that had something to do with their bio. (Could also comment on pictures)
But it is a numbers game to an extent and most messages sent will never see a reply.
So what is the least effort highest reward thing to send first? Private picture.
They are hoping that the person opens it and it catches their eye.
If their first thought is to send a private picture, they are not really looking for small talk. So it has the added bonus of weeding out non-sexual people.
It’s no risk, high reward
I’ve never sent one, because anxiety n stuff. But from talking to the few of my friends that do it works quite often on tinder. They basically treat tinder and and instant hookup app. The flow is basically swipe > wanna hook up here’s what i got? > ok come over.
My friend says works 100% of the time on fat women and 15% of the time on the rest. Which is enough to always have a few girls to call over at any time.
the principle equivalent genital exchange.
they think if dick pic is send vag/boob pic will be the response
Lol they’re trying to transmute their dick pics to gold
… reply pls
I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called “Spotz” ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like “shpowts” - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s “büdl” ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like “boodle” (you have no pronunciation for ü).
So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick. Spotzbüdl - ʃpɔtsˈbʏdl - spowthsboodle
Here, have some unsolitised tits and boobys
Woah woah woah! At least post some SFW Boobies!
Those are some nice tits and boobys.
Looking at them really makes my
Your spotz is adorable! So short and fluffy!
That career bragging tho… Girl that’s a red flag
I don’t agree. To me, it helps to emphasize the ridiculousness of coming in swinging with a dick pic instead of starting an actual human conversation and acknowledging that the person you’re talking to deserves respect and has more going on than a hole for you to stick something in.
That goes without saying. But to be clear, we don’t know the dick pick timing. Also I think that regardless of the vulgarity and the obvious stupidity of sending your meat to a person who didn’t ask for it, there is something positive to be found in any expression of desire towards oneself no matter how crude and idiotic.
Yeah, this seems like an excuse to brag more than anything. Men are gross, but all the extra made me think that dick picks weren’t the point of this post.
💯 secretly she loves the dick pics
Oh for sure hahah she’s like look at me I’m smart successful AND I get dicks I’m not a dry PhD bitch
Wicked burn. Top tier domination. Would read again.
I still have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I’ve never struggled to get men to like me though… I wonder what it is about me that tells them not to bother with the picture.
rip ur inbox
You probably attract high quality men
Spotted
I sent you my penis pls respond
Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.
Always include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Detachable Penis: King Missile https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
I told them if it pops up to let me know…
fool, it’s mine now
There’s a Dick van Dyke joke in here somewhere.
Gotta be a Tricky Dick.
You might like this (if you’re not already familiar with this masterpiece) https://youtu.be/_-BjC1GHwPY
So, you’re not sending noods then?
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I do like to send noods (recipe is adding salt & herbs to the noodle water, then adding cheese to herb noodles)
Damn, those noods are practically naked! Come to think of it, it’s that they are not quite naked that makes them so hot.
That’s hot.
For my spotted dick recipe, I like to let the raisins rehydrate in a bowl of lemon juice. Really gives the flavor a little extra pop of brightness.
Couldn’t imagine ever sending a dik pik, but if I did, it would be self-deprecating and meant to elicit laughter. Talk about “short” comings.
I would gladly send a dik pic of my own, provided she appreciates diminutive mammalian ruminants.
Is she whinging or bragging?
both.
How do you whinge?
They say whinge in Britain for wine
TIL!
They also don’t say torch right lol
