• Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Your body reacts to human waste in a terrible way for a reason. The reason? Evolution and natural selection.

    Human waste carries all kinds of dangers. Eating it would just eventually kill you. It’s “waste” for a reason for gods sake.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Please don’t correct them. They’re literally already willing to eat shit and die. There’s hardly anything worse most of us would be willing to do to them. Let’s just sit back, watch, and let nature take its course.

      Popcorn?

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      Having met a few nut jobs who are all about pseudoscience like homeopathy, crystal healing, and other forms of ‘natural alternative medicines’, this is exactly the type of shit I would expect them to say with a straight face.

      Satire needs to be exaggerated to the point it is clear no one would actually say something so outlandish. This misses that mark.

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    5 days ago

    Eat more shit, 10 trillon flys and 350 millon Americans can’t be wrong

  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
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    I’m struggling with this one. Is this Onion type satire, someone fracking with the reichwing chuds, or does someone actually believe this? How can you tell besides smelling shit on someone’s breath?