• BOMBS@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago
    • Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop’s SUV.

    • Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.

    • Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he’s been hit.

    • Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.

    • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

    You can’t make this shit up.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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      • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

      So… That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?