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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26766822
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i started doing this to my new employer who pays less than half of what my previous employers did and let’s just say that i have A LOT of time on my hands now. lol
this is the way. they want to think they are making a fool out of us, we make a fool out of them right back.
It’s a competitive salary, because it is a salary and you have to compete with others to have it.
Hiring me has many benefits!
- does work
- shows up
- takes average amount of toilet brakes
- rarely breaks things
- fucks up only on accident
THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!
You get free coffee?
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I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.
I always saw it as a psychological test … they’re trying to find gullible, pliable individuals who can passably do the work and agree to be paid as little as possible and made to work as much and as often as they can.
A bonus for them would be actually finding people they could literally treat like slaves and not pay them anything.