No one:
Everyone: adds a pointless “No one:” above perfectly valid memes
And on top of that, a pointless Twitter comment.
I swear, every meme nowadays is three levels of reaction deep.
But how will i drive engagement to my shitter page if i don’t slap my username on every meme I find?
Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans
Not to be confused with ringworms which are, in fact, a mold.
Or slime molds which are, in fact, an ameoba.
Now there’s a creature that really breaks our language conventions. Forget indeterminate gender, we can’t decide if it’s one creature or many at any given time.
“why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?”
Why apple but not apple seed
“Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?”
Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.
It doesn’t need to be big to do it’s job!😡
I feel seen
This bacterium gives me the sniffles. This other bacterium liquefies and eats my muscles. But if I don’t have enough of this other bacterium in me, I get violent explosive shits??
Humans: 🤮
Human genitalia: 🍆💨👃🤤
Kombucha and sourdough bread have now entered the chat.
Srsly? It’s pretty simple - some forms of mold are delicious and others aren’t.
Here’s another mystery to ponder: Why do people generally love having sex but hate doing housework that involves the same amount of effort? Have fun.
“mould” vs “would”
Would mould live on live wood?
Stupid language (it’s the only one I speak)
Peniciline
What’s mould? I know what mold is.
Edit: you can all eat the additional U
American English (derogatory)
haha the joke is that we all have to live under the thumb of imperial domination and its demands for conformity while you have the privilege of being from the metropole
