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Historical revisionism at work:
The astroid shot first.
At last an Onion article that makes me smile instead of weep for the state of politics being so bad that complete and utter batshit crazy nonsense is so hard to tell from news these days.
Rama strikes back
Better get some cold water ready.
The probability of an asteroid firing is very low, but never zero.
The American military industrial complex is salivating right now