Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.
You do have a wonderful way with words!
I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.
Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.
[Mushroom global hive-mind] : “Good, good. It’s all going according to plan”
What was that 70s movie?
Night of triffels? Or something?
Night of truffles will be the parody version
Getting revenge on those pigs for digging up their cousins.
A fungus among us, how novel
This wasn’t the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting…
So, this is real. Very cool.
Yet another scary mushroom dick.
Would anybody like some toast?
Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.