Well, if you were to pour molten tungsten into the lava, the lava would freeze the tungsten. Really useless, but I love this fact.
Yup. And to complement this, gotta love when people react to the side effects of water!
It’s a conspiracy by Big Rock.
They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.
How are your shits?
Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.
Appoint this internet commenter as surgeon general of Florida! We must get the truth out about medicinal lava!
Reading between the lines, should we throw Covid patients into volcanos?
Only if they refuse to be vaccinated…
Every experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there’s a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn’t want you to know that
Has this been tested yet? … or have they already tested it and haven’t told anyone?
Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.
I am confused? Suffer not the non-human to live
Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.
Next they’re gonna tell me to stop throwing my used car batteries in the ocean
Looks like the Pompeiians figured it out before we all did.
technically lava can kill coronavirus
is this really a forbes article? actually it’s probably more truthful than usual
It is really a Forbes article:
Apparently it came about after Trump suggested drinking bleach.
the floor is lava, and coronavirus can’t touch it
The solution here is obvious. Molten lava N95 masks - perfect for cold weather!
They’ve played us for absolute fools
I thought the media said to drink chlorine to fight coronavirus. 😅
