The distro family trees are like different pantheons.
Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.
There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
The one true way is TempleOS.
Monotheism finds a way.
We do willingly summon daemons to inhabit our magic crystals.
Linux produces actual results. Linux hate is the religion.
Don’t be silly, the Linux community has never told me to hate someone just because they’re differen… Oh.
And besides, there’s no arcane practices or secret knowledg… Oh.
Carry on.
All hail Saint Linus, the prophet of the only true kernel!
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
scripture
amen
Idk why but I love this post haha
With Linux you’re either in hell or in heaven. With Windows you’re in purgatory. /S
Linus is God’s god.
You are forgetting Knights Templar, Crusades, Inquisitions. Worth mentioning, all of these ended in failure.
Who is Zeus
Depends on which distro has the most children.
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Debian as this old stoic lovable grandfather who, at the end of the day doesn’t want any drama and just sit in the corner and enjoy his days
What is Sid then?
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What are arch commoners pray?
We pray for pacman to deliver as he often does.
All hail to pacman!
I already knew it basically was a religion, haha
Unconditional belief in OpenSuSE supremacy, Gut für Alle!
