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no_nothing@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

you just got downsized, sucka!

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you just got downsized, sucka!

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no_nothing@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago
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  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    Ironically enough, talking about cutting expenses, the keyboard in the photo could easily cost 10 times more than the typical 100% keyboard you’d find in a corporate office.

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    Shift is A, Caps Lock is Z, Control & Backspace is spacebar.

    Don’t ask me why, I just searched the image and found the reddit thread that this post is riffing from and got my answers

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Itrieditandiamnothappythatthereisnospacebaronthatkeyboard.

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      You couldn’t have written this on that keyboard. That keyboard has no a (or z).

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    Mechanical keyboard enthusiasts about to spend 1500$ on a keyboard missing over half it’s keys

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    At least you still can press Alt+F4

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      You can remap it to require less finger gymnastics… I prefer super+q, personally.

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    Two Alt keys and no space bar?

  • Zerush@lemmy.ml
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    A real Geek only need this one

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      you got way too many keys you can just type with one button and one button (hold)

      • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
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        That requires more circuitry. Just have the computer check every 0.25s, and if you have depressed the button it is a 1, else a 0.

        • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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          Instructions unclear, executed a perfect BLJ.

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            Yahoo intensifies

        • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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          the only problem this has is there’s no way to telling the pc to stop inputting keys

      • Zerush@lemmy.ml
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        It’s for more confort

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    No Z key ?

    • Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      You’ve got an ‘S’ key, so that’s enough.

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      Alphabet didn’t turn enough profit this quarter, so they had to make some difficult choices and cut their less used options

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      It’s the one labelled ‘caps-lock’. Probably needs a key combo to actually toggle caps-lock.

      Similarly the left ‘shift’ is also the ‘a’ key. I would guess tap for ‘a’, hold for ‘shift’.

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    Managers will still expect you to do 60% of your work on 60% of your keyboard.

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    I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

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      Let’s embrace that stenotype life.

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    Can someone explain why this would be even slightly useful to anyone?

    How does one type without a and z?

    • Mango@lemmy.world
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      Like this.

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      it is possible if you get enough time to think of every word, you just need to to find synonims so you don’t write specific letters, often needing to switch both words/speech style

      (it’s very difficult though, I’ve been writing this comment for 5 to 10 minutes)

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    FN key on quadruple duty

  • bruhduh@lemmy.world
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    Suka blyat

  • hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world
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    oh god help me…

  • mihor@lemmy.ml
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    I SO hate the CapsLock, the most useless key in the best of locations. I converted it to XCape on all my keebs!

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