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minus-squarePopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoDo the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoRecently discovered have ibs. The silver lining is a good poop excuse.
minus-squareIHave69XiBucks@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoJust say “its comin” in a paniced voice without stopping
Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.
Recently discovered have ibs.
The silver lining is a good poop excuse.
Just say “its comin” in a paniced voice without stopping