When your girlfriend gets excited about mantises looks you in the eye and says “you know what they do to the males right” with the biggest shit eating grin.

Bug girls are fun.

What’s this what’s this

There’s bodies strewn around

What’s this what’s this

There’s corn that has been plowed

What this what’s this

The tower tumbles down

Uh oh the new cars have a glitch and won’t stop running over Palestinians

I hope to one day love something as much as he loves blackface.

FULL EFFORT

he probably did parts you can’t even see. Loves the hussle that much.

Every new sign in captha I get closer to this image

Eating ass gets a bad rap. Thank you for doing your part.

Mfw I get to go through the same yt-dlp steps after a fresh install

Kermit the frog ass misogynist

Make the eyes on the lion THIRSTIER.

We have to create furries here. DO IT RIGHT

• Walt Disney

It worked so well the first time… let’s do it in Palestine!

Whatever this humor is, it hit me like a snipers bullet. Lmfao.

Reminds me of…

Kar 98 development be like

Bought a 9 incher for server because I sucked at remoting in.

Fairly delicate but it was like 40 dollars. It is serviceable and serves the need. Am able to complete simple tasks via the touch screen. It kinda spazzes out with multi selecting/ touch but again 40 dollars.

Cords are fairly obtrusive but never bugged me. Solved by getting on that’s mini hdmi or c like the other poster mentioned.

Can turn it off with a little switch in the back which it’s mostly off. No issue on power up. Quicker than my dells honestly

I realize this is the dumbest setup but it works 🤷

It occasionally happens with elderly.

Almost all use the default mail app on iPhone. They have sbc global era addresses. It’ll occasionally ask to reauthenticate. Think it’s happened at least 30 times in 2 years.

It’s a crisis everytime lol

“What’s your password?” “I don’t use passwords.” MFW 😐

Want to be elitist… but one time when I was a kid I started tossing all my empty water bottles in the closet. Cut to 3 months later and there’s 200+ spilling out 🙃

Never again.

It makes them ungrateful.

Retirement home User IT.

Easy hours, easy work, OK pay, appreciated everyday.

Has been my sweet spot.

Hope you find something. I worked food service at retirment place during covid and wanted to die. That dread feeling as the first thought when you wake up is no way to live a life. Good luck bb

Ludwig BL4 be like

Haven’t seen anyone mention connect

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kuroneko.lemmy_connect

Closest to reddit is fun. When RiF got blocked was when I made the switch.

To the tune of the wanderer

“Well I’m the kinda guy who fucks his mom and dad”

The male octopus is sometimes referred to as a carradine