“I am a heartless psychopath after money and power, everyone else must be too” - liberals.

It’s true, basic human empathy was invented in 1984 by Vladimir Stalin in order to destroy the west.

“no, they’re just sympathizers of hamas terrorism”

Liberals: “Trust me! anyone who oppose us are only a large number of hard working innovative scary red masterminds who receive the aid of the invisible hand to travel to the other end of Asia, disguised themselves as Palestinian people, and stage mass peaceful protest! This is why we need heavy authoeritarian government intervention in all aspects of the lives of our citizen despite our redefinition of Capitalism from government by rich property owners to minimal government intervention in the economy!”