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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 months ago

Centipedes Don't Fuck

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Centipedes Don't Fuck

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    The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a “pervert” and a “freak” and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.

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      Have you tried growing 98 more legs first?

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    Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?

    “Mmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity, obviously from a low-quality male. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky… clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring.”

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      Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant

    • Xenny@lemmy.world
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      Centipedes are all perfect beings and need no selection

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    have you seen a centipede? completely unfuckable

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    Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.

    Skeet and yeet.

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    I’ve heard that this is how incels reproduce.

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    I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.

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    I’m new to this. How can I delete this thread? It’s bringing me nightmares. K thx by

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    So we’re just walking around and stepping on centipede cum?

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    The logistics of those legs…

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      Legistics?

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    This is the world librulz want!

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    11 months ago

    Epitoky/Shizogamy is where it’s really at

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