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anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Jeff's magic money machine

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Jeff's magic money machine

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anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • wildcardology@lemmy.world
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    I’ll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

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      Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it “spending”. You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you’ll single handedly move the market in the process.

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      Removed by mod

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      No gambling

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        I still “bought” the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.

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