In my house, they’re called dead spiders

I mean, have you seen the human back, fuckin psychopath LMAO

So…what you’re saying is my body is… a GPU…can it run Doom‽

That’s because milk is a great hydrator and you probably drink enough water on top, try doing straight calcium and not enough water

what’s the point, evolutionarily, to self destruct after reproducing?

There is no point, evolution is about successful reproduction and everything else is just random chance.

If a evolutionary tweak happens that gives your off spring better chances, but your arms fall off after sex then it’ll probably perpetuate.

2.0? Bruh, humans are still on pre-v1 beta

Frankly, I don’t know how anyone can look at the absolute shit show that is the human body and go “yup, this was totally intelligently designed”

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Right? This is an invalid graph without Dr. House.

I hope OP doesn’t have lupus

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Being an ambivert is nice lol

This is just propaganda from Satan’s PR team, they just don’t want it widely known that he accepts good soup as an alternative payment!

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Like the universe got lazy and hit the “Randomize for me” button instead LMAO

Exceptions do apply, things like near-immortal beings or cursed objects may require the destructive power of a Sun and no less