WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down16
arrow-up1290arrow-down1external-linkCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.comWhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoNot nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.
minus-squareCatZoomies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoI see you’re channeling the powers of middle management. Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
minus-squareSirDerpy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoOutside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
minus-squaresunzu@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoAbove the entrance: “Labour will set you free”
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 years agohold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.
Not nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.
I see you’re channeling the powers of middle management.
Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
We are family here
Outside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
Above the entrance: “Labour will set you free”
hold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.