School nights are when all the kids that fuck my very old mother have to log off early, so I get to engage in venerable spray ‘n’ pray duels with formidable peers. For a couple hours, I am esteemed ‘average’.

I don’t have mortgage because I cannot afford it but I can afford grey hair.

A lot of people euphemistically use “school night” to mean work night.

I’m a low end millennial and I’ve got both

Mostly paid off mortgages, in some cases