- So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck? - Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did… 
- And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔 
- If you don’t like science go live in the woods. 
- That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas. 
 
- canoli = sushi - Big Mac = cake - The cake is a lie. 
 
 
- An enchilada is sushi? 
- I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast - Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally “to roll.” 
- A stuffed crust pizza would be a calzone only when it’s still yet to be cut into slices. - The moment a slice is removed from the whole would be when it becomes sushi. - The image specifically talks about a slice 🍕 
 
- I was thinking the same, but then realized it’s probably just quiche. 
 
- I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza. - Certainly sushi if it’s just a slice 
 
- Lasagne is cake? - As are Big Macs. 
 
- Lasagna is cake? - Always has been. 
 
- So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche? - If the top of your burrito is open, you should find another taqueria. - No such thing as a convertible burrito. 
 
- So chips are a salad? I knew it! - Pretty sure chips are toast in this diagram. Or maybe it depends if they are potato or tortilla chips. - It probably depends on the type chip. If they’re the scoops tortilla chips, they would be quiche. - Scoop tortilla chips = Mini quiches - Math checks out 
 
 
 
- Big Macs are cakes. - Meat cakes? 
 
- Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there. 
- Bread bowl salads are quiches? - Bread bowl salads are monstrosities. Also, quiches. 
 
- The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh - I guess the air is a mixed salad of gas molecules… 
 
- Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza “Italian rarebit” lol 
- No it is more strictly a cake 







