I’ve had a few miracle burgers. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t great either. It just kind of tasted like a mediocre fast food hamburger. I don’t eat burgers that often anymore so when I do have one I want it to be really good so I probably won’t get another one unless there’s some great innovation in plant based meat in the future.

I suppose it accomplishes its goal in that it does taste like a hamburger, just not a particularly great one

I kinda feel like the name is part of the problem there. If someone says they’re serving me something called a “miracle” burger the expectation created is that it will taste exceptionally good, or at least better than average

Libertarians are an odd bunch these days. They claim to be against “big government” but they want to privatize everything which would essentially make giant corporations into a new authoritarian government.

The love to talk about being able to take your business elsewhere if you don’t like the service your getting, but that doesn’t do a lot of good if your house burns down because you were behind on your fire protection plan and no one will come to put it out.

It’s basically become an entire party that believes the idea that “survival of the fittest wealthiest” should be the only law

It’s called “Alarm Clock Xtreme & Timer” but I do use it on android

I had to download an app on my phone where I can set multiple alarms for this exact reason! The first one goes off at 8am, then another one plays every half hour until I get up. It has an “extreme” setting for heavier sleepers where it keeps getting louder until you solve a math equation to turn it off again, but I only use that for special occasions lol

Every once in a while the cable company where I lived would unscramble it at random times, and it always felt like Christmas came early lol

When I’m feeling really down I have to either build something or fix something. It’s really the only way I’ll start to feel better. Somehow building models or working on cross stitch or taking apart an appliance to find out why it doesn’t work makes everything feel kind of “normal” again.

Throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going!

According to Wikipedia these things were nearly a foot and half long and were considered an apex predator before they went extinct! I wonder what it would have tasted like grilled?

For me the catch and release vs squash with my shoe dilemma comes down to one variable: how close to crawling upon my person where they when I noticed them

No, but I remember seeing the TV ads for Hooked on Phonics

Find a way to convince Republicans that it will help the needy, create equality, and/or cost them money somehow. That will kill it off pretty quickly.

They’re not particularly left wing, they just actually care about what happens to their citizens.

It’s kind of sad that we’ve reached the point where everyone having a place to sleep at night and a modicum of dignity is considered to be a radically leftist idea

Is “dude” actually still considered gendered? I literally call everyone dude

The word is Carcinisation

And how many boutique niche Indy games made solely for their artistic merit have you played that actually had an easy mode?

Why wouldn’t the developer want as many people as possible to buy the game though?

You know you don’t have to play the easy mode right? You can just change the mode in the settings. Most games default to the standard version anyway.

They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

It just seems like Microsoft desperately trying to get anyone to use Edge lol

I wouldn’t be surprised if you clicked “install anyway” and another warning popped up that said “Please just use Edge? Just try it for a little bit? Pretty please? We’ll be your best friend if you do”