Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.
Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.
Not a fan of the second one. The first line doesn’t have enough syllables and the whole rhyme scheme requires that you mispronounce Z.
While I am part of the ‘zed’ group, there is no “correct” pronounciation for anything because it all depends on accent and culture. Just embrace the diversity.
“mispronounce” Z. Yeah no, anyone who calls it “Zed” are the ones mispronouncing it. Z rhymes with G, P, and V in the alphabet song. End of story.
Zeds dead
Oh dear. That’s definitely going to summon something bad.
Yea, like my highschool pre-calculus teacher
!Just kidding he was a great teacher!<
4 + (6! - 0.5(12^2 + (403 + 1))) = 2(15^2)
Four plus the difference between
The factorial of six and the mean
Of twelve squared and four
Hundred three (plus one more)
Equals double the square of fifteen.
There once was a comic named Susan… #QI
5 and 11 are also called a hand and a span
Limerics are supposed to be filthy.
These are just limerish.
Reminds me of the Math Song by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets.
When in doubt with alchemy
Just recall the Rule of Three
Thrice the same ingredient
Forms an extract excellent
What does all that have to do with the price of nantucket bucket?
