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So does the half your age plus 7 rule still apply to elves?
Probably more like half your age plus 70 😄
Half your age plus 700
Double your age minus 7000, final offer.
Awe man I can only be with someone born 6,942 years in the future.
Shouldn’t have drunk that Potion of Permanent Polymorph without reading the warnings on the label 🤷
In the Elvish Justice System, sex with human offenses are considered especially heinous. In Rivendell, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Sexy Viggo Unit. These are their stories.
DONG. DONG.
Sexy Viggo Unit
Nice one! Is it named after/run by this guy?
I really thought Christopher Melloni was yelling at Glenn Howerton…
How hasn’t he been on IASIP yet? Happy was fucking nuts, I’d love to seem him as a deranged cop with a vendetta against the gang for something stupid.
