Let my people go…BROTHER!
That sea can’t stop us! No wayyyy!
tears tunic in half
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
The Lord’s chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!
Did Moses have a brother?
Hahahahahaha you’re a fucking genius friend
Moses clearly owned a liquor still
and has Chinese doll hair
I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!
/rips off his shirt
Isn’t that Noah?
Yeah but I’m sure they reused assets.
Ohhhh, riiiiiiight
Or maybe not brother
My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.
More like split the seas for the NWO rebellion
So science that it much be true
It was Jesse Ventura all along!
Parting the waters with a leg drop
Moses was Vesemir!