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Iirc, even the Greeks bemoaned the written word because it harmed physical memory and made out brains weak because we could just consult tablets lazily instead of memorizing everything.

https://blogs.ubc.ca/etec540sept13/2013/09/29/socrates-writing-vs-memory/