Nice. I’ll be looking for one soon too.
Hopefully I can find something like that.

Just hope that your new one now does not require a Wi-Fi connection and automatic software updates, which will inevitably lead to the company bricking your device 10 years down the line.

Go instead with:

Humans helping the global warming demons is causing the polar ice cap gods to become weaker, who in turn are unable to contain the cold yin winds in the poles, causing them to move to your house.

We have Wireless electricity at home

But! But! Wikipedia is not a reliable source! Uwaaan! /s

Interesting case for a KWin plugin/addon

Little female frogs in your pregnancy test!
:Pop it open and find it there.

The Game Theory was considered useless at the time.
It prevented a Nuclear WW3 for so many years.

And it will still prevent stuff from going nuclear until enough world government officials become foolish enough to be unable to understand it.