What is Google?

I’m not angry, you’re angry!

I was meaning to touch my toes before the year 2000. How is it not too late?

Its easy as fuck to unsubscribe from netflix. I’m completely guilt free by not paying them money

Agreed, unfortunately you’re right

I would say a good half of posts on Lemmy are too click-baity for me to actually look at. Every title clearly has picked a side and it’s rare to see something even attempt to be impartial

Am I delusional or am I really that nerdy? Who doesn’t recognise at least one of these?

I feel like they’re all super common language/frameworks

Dont get it confused. Downvotes are not a measure of hatred. People up and downvote depending on if they agree, and even that measure does not represent “correctness” of a comment.

Honestly try to ignore upvote scores, people who obsess over them and want to get upvoted are sheep who repeat popular phrases to get internet points

This theory is not nearly rare enough to match the image