I was too afraid to ask how the electricity gets to grass but TIL.

Don’t overthink it.
It’s because they’re pussies.

Wait, is it encased in ice, or lychee jelly?
And is there Sriracha available?..

The name, “Skrillex”, even sounds like an insecticide 😆

After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

FALSE.
You absolutely can launch rockets “directly at the sun”.
… you’re just not likely to hit it.

Because digital advertising dollars has been in a bubble since click-through ads and for some reason nobody has noticed.