If you can, just use Perl. Probably installed on your systems, even the ones without python.

There are two difficult problems in computer science. Naming things, and pairing with Bluetooth speakers.

I’ve had my joycons for 5 years and they still work fine. Tbh I mostly use it as a handheld and probably only play about 100 hours per year, but I think the switch is pretty neat

It’s fine as long as you never connect different controllers to the same device. Then it becomes a nightmare