Only when properly drunk.

Replace the 'O’s with 'U’s and the story changes considerably.

Me, seeing the raised hair on the arm: “Oh, this must be about calculating the odds of being struck by lightning.”

Reading the comments about tan lines: “Oh…”

Laziness is the way of nature. However, we are rebels, diligently working against our nature.

Arise! Allow no master to control your fate and grasp the means of production!

If we place a tracker on any random person, their route will probably draw them in bed, munching on snacks or splayed on the floor, tired and unwilling to move.

It’s a bit more complicated than that. Current society is flawed as it requires conformity in individuals to serve it when instead it should serve the individual.

The base flaw is authority. It requires the individual to act in a specific way that is consistent with its needs and that will suppress other inclinations. Added to that is nature itself, which doesn’t give a shit about anyone and cares not if any needs are met in any way, at all. Which is further compounded by the simple fact that not every divergence plays well with all the others. So conflict will eventually become unavoidable regardless of the development path.

A complicated part is that not every divergence is good for the individual’s development or survival. So it then becomes a matter of balance in regards to personal freedom in acting as such even though it might be harmful to oneself or others, having the necessary support that allows an individual to make an informed choice on whether to maintain that freedom or suppress it and living with the consequences of the choice and finally, whether to fight against nature’s own form of ruthless culling in order to preserve and develop all the variances that might emerge or allow it to run wild.

It can get very sketchy once you dive into the gritty details and every aspect of the possible ramifications when trying to find a reasonable approach that takes everyone into account.

When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…

Everything you need in plain sight, exactly where it’s supposed to be.

And look at that majestic nest behind! An iron grass throne for the kids, because they deserve the very best! They’ll be our little dragon eggs if you’ll be my khaleesi…

Don’t be too hard on them, they’re new.

Her big, beautiful country’s resources. He owns them now. Can’t beat that true love’s value!

So the car has bugs inside?

Pierre pressure!

Now you’re getting it.

Too late. It already clicked.

Did you read the text in the post’s image?

What what? Which confuses you, the fish paste or the croutons?

Fish paste vs croutons.

Ah, Australia! So, in which weird yet amazing ways will this one kill you?

Washington’s teeth were made of diamonds and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Wow that’s such a dumb thing I didn’t expect to read today. I can see why you would think so, but still… Wow.