I tried one distro and now the other distros confuse and scare me.

It’s possible

Firefox Nightly (called Fennec on F-Droid)

Because it has support for uBlock Origin. Literally the only thing making browsing bearable on unrooted Android.

Praying to Allah they don’t come back up ever again

I think they have only seized the domain names they have jurisdiction over. For example, presstv.ir is still up.

Here’s how Trump can still win…