Software engineer: just turn it off and on again.

And where are the legal criminal aliens and the illegal law-abiding aliens?

You know how valuable that experience is? Someone who fucked up is just another way of saying he had an expensive training in prod.

Chemistry is just the physics of electron shells.

Round 2

You can accelerate evaporation 1000s of times by aerosilizing/spraying water.

No lazers needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGi_JetNWWs&t=3