good battery life (I don’t want to worry about)

Define good battery life.

Lol it’s like a corporation joined Fediverse: “Let’s create a service that’ll do everything.” Specialization is what makes them good.

Given where it’s located, I don’t plan to use it. I already have 3 useless buttons to the right of the space bar!

Imagine instead of fueling up once or twice a week, you start everyday at Full.

Sure. I can also imagine Taylor Swift sitting on my lap, but that won’t change the reality. If you live in a regular tenement block, charging your car becomes a problem, and you’ll be the one paying for the infrastructure if it’s not there yet (and it isn’t where I live). Add these extra costs to the difference between a regular and EV car. Even if you’re ready to pay, it’s not guaranteed that other residents will approve that.

Well, I can only speak for myself: EVs cost 5-10k more and I can’t charge it in one minute like a regular car.

Google, Meta and Microsoft are bad. But I’m good. I want to dictate who can use open-source software and how!